Coach Halder is Arrested

Coach Halder is Arrested is an episode of 6teen.

Summary

Coach Halder gets accused of stealing a car and goes to prison, and Jonsey and his friends become policemen and policewomen to help prove that he is innocent.

Quotes

• Caitlin: Okay let's go shopping.
• Jen: (runs in) Guys! Coach has been arrested!
• Caitlin: What? Why?
• Jonsey: Did the feds finally find him for eating the final slice of cake?
• Jen: Unfortunately, no. He was framed for stealing a car!
• Caitlin: Oh no! Let's go visit him in jail.

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• Coach Halder: (during flashback) So I was sitting in my front yard, eating Bored Gum. (Bored Gum theme song is heard) Then, I went inside to get some more Bored Gum. (Bored Gum theme song is heard again) Then, there was a different car there. So I went to check it out. And there was HAM! The juiciest looking ham ever! I wanted to ask whoever owned the car how they came across such juicy ham, so I waited. And waited. And waited. Then some pharmicast came to the car. I asked him how he got such juicy ham, then, the police drove by, and that pharmicast pushed me in! And they arrested me for "stealing the car". I didn't steal it. IT WAS THE HAM! I WANTED IT!

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• Caitlin: (after getting hit with Opposite-inator) AH! LET'S RUN AND HIDE AND BE COWARDS AND EAT BLAND OATMEAL! (runs)

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• Coach Halder: Toooo boooored. (sees imaginary self)
• Imaginary Coach Halder #1: I've got a turkey leg. YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT!
• Imaginary Coach Halder #2: I've got some fried chicken. YOU WANT IT MORE!
• Coach Halder: GIMME IT! (starts wrestling with imaginary Coach Halders)
• Jen: (doesn't see Imaginary Coach Halders) This is kind of awkward for me...